Amy wants Sheldon to kiss her somewhere he has never kissed her before. To prove she is loyal to Penny, she sits on the chair, but finds something biting her " tushie ".
The candidates are: Waiting for the screen to catch up, Leonard tries small talk with Priya. Leonard is having a dinner date or a "dinfast" date, as Sheldon calls it, due to it being 8 AM in Mumbai.
Penny tells Sheldon she's had the slipcovers dry-cleaned and fumigated. I said name one.
Amy changes her mind and asks Sheldon if he wants to hear her play her harp. Amy finds herself caught in the middle of the argument between Sheldon and Penny. Despite Sheldon's best efforts, Penny refused to get rid of the chair, until a rat inside the chair bit Amy in the keister.
Howard is surprised to learn Leonard's online chats with Priya aren't of a more intimate nature, given the long distance between them. When Penny takes in furniture she found in the street, germophobe Sheldon is horrified and urges Penny to remove the chair from the building.
Sheldon only prefers the classic styles of Monopoly: Priya decides to guide him with it and asks him to get naked. Recap Leonard is having a virtual breakfast date with Priya in India, causing Sheldon to leave the apartment and go to Penny's.
The next day, Howard shows Leonard a machine with motion sensors that can be used to simulate kissing. Raj finds that comment incredibly racist. Sheldon wakes from the daydream and rushes to Penny's apartment to tell her to get rid of the chair. She then tells him good-bye giving him an intense kiss.
Meanwhile, Leonard is starting to talk dirty to Priya on Skype again, until she informs him that her parents are with her and they stare at him sternly. Raj tries it and he and Howard engage in French "internet kissing. Since their pizza finally arrives, Leonard goes over to get Penny.
Sheldon finds the chair's strong chemical spell reassuring and sits down, only to find thousands of bugs crawling over him. Rate this episode.
As Sheldon and Penny read their magazines like an old married couple, Sheldon compliments Penny on her comfortable new chair. Leonard returns with this story about Penny kissing him.
Sheldon complements Penny on the new chair she has acquired, saying it's very comfortable. To be out of his way Sheldon goes over to Penny's place to read his copy of the American Journal of Physics.