Uhh, hi. Hey, look, guys!
Inside, there is a sign hanging from the ceiling that says 'Komedy Krab'] Mr. And they smell! You know what I mean?
You get to keep your career and your friends. SpongeBob, who has bandages on his face, goes on stage] Thank you, thank you very much. Naw, [Holds up a brush and a bucket of glue] I just done put glue on it so you wouldn't fall off. You see how wonderful life is...
I got no bones! Mops, mops, mops, what's up with those things? Umm, I need to talk to you about them squirrel jokes.
I think she should buy both. Sandy, are you feeling alright?
I know this one! You've got to be aggressive to get the things you want. Do you un-der-stand? Because they're stupid.
Excuse me. Now, let me tell you about those fish? SpongeBob opens the curtain from behind and gets splattered with pie] SpongeBob: Nice guys finish last. Ah, that's just Patrick.